What do you think you're doing nerd?
Did you just call me a nerd, geek?
Ya, nerd!
(Nerd growls)
Yes I'm a nerd
Bookworm, I'm studious!
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no rocket scientist
Oh wait, I am!
When I pour my alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight a's
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape em together
Run back to reddit, and type stuff no one will see
You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe
(Geek)
That's right I'm a geek
I've got brains and a personality
I wear my glasses sincerely
And my t-shirt ironically
There are some things you can't learn in a class
Or else I'd sign you up for 'intro to how not to be a social outcast'
You're just so early 2013
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect bordeaux
Too bad there's no app to neutralize your b. O
While you're lost in second life letting your fingernails grow long
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom
(Nerd)
Sure grooming's not my thing
But I don't care
I look so good in chainmail that it's not renaissance faire
(Nerd)
Doesn't larp stand for loser and reject party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army
I tried dungeons and dragons once
And I died, of boredom
But I'll still kick your assassin's creed post-mortem
Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to
Your life is like skyrim
An endless quest of solitude
(Nerd)
Ooh, you beat angry birds
You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words
You click on cute icons, I execute commands
Do you really need a 'genius' to teach you garage band?
(Geek)
I landed the first roflcopter
And took in orphans when I was 12
Cause I'm an early adopter
I can wear Google glass without looking like a dweeb
